Dear Sir or Madman Madam:
"I am sure you have looked through several resume with the same information about work experience,education, and references. I am not going to give you any of that stuff."
"I would love to interview for the position of (insert job title here), I feel confident you'll see why I'm the right person for the job."
"My mother delivered me without any anesthesia so I have an IQ of 146 and can therefore learn anything.
"i enjoy working closely with customers,and my pleasant demeanor helps them feel comfortable and relaxed-not afraid."
"I realise that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment." But "I have integrity,so I will not steal office supplies and take them home."
"Please don't regard my 14 positions as job-hoping,I never once quit a job." "They stop paying me." "In my next life,I will be a professional backup dancer or a rabbi, "but for now, "I'm attacking ,my resume for you to review." I realise that my resume is no longer exemplary thanks to my family destroying the computer file." Nevertheless, "here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
Sincerely,
Hapless Job Seeker.
readersdigest,june 2009~resumania.comLOL!
28 comments:
dear sir or madman tu yang tak tahan tu...hahaha
salam..org kampong..tak pandai BI..
haha..hope to hear from u shorty! tu yang tak tahan tu..kah kah kah kah!!!!
kancil biru~hahaa! ngek tol laaa kan??
Hahaha...
ni dapat kat majikan, terus masuk tong sampah ni... :D
sahrom~salam..kih kih kih..sakit jantung baca resume dia ni ooo..
Lina~ kah kah kah..belum keje lagi nk kena belasah dgn bos.muahahaha!
baca ayat mula2 lg dah kne reject hahaha...
kak yati~ nasib baik lagi kalau resume tu je kena buang tong sampah.kalau bos panggil bouncer hangkut dia skali masuk tong sampah lagi haru.huekekek!
lizzie~hahahaa! tp cam menarik perhatian bos tu gak pasal mesti tade org yg hantar resume camtu.org lain hantar sume hipokrit,sopan2,dia rilex jee..sincere katakan..hahaa!
budak baik dia nih :P
ni kalau dpt kat boss yg sama wengggg terus dpt keje...camne??? hehehehehee
julietchun~hahaah!baik dan bendul gak laa..hihi!
aida~waaah,tu mmg terbaik laa..satu kepala dgn bos..weeehaaa!
kalo ai ngah carik pekerja.. mmg pikir 16 kali nak amik staff macam nih..muehehehehe
Aslmkm.
:) Satu selingan ni!
Kalau Kak G anggota panelnya ... pasti akan diuji dengan kaedah2 tertentu!
nafira~ kih kih kih! dah la ada 14 jenis kerja dia sblm ni..ngeri tul dpt pekerja cenggini.huekeke!
kak G~salam..hahaha...siap laa kena uji kaedah2 dgn kak G plak dah..kikikiki!
siang-siang dah kena campak dalam tong sampah..betul tak?
kak ina~hahaa!kalo sy,sy simpan kut.bukan senang nk dpt resume cenggini.kihkihkih!
kehkeh..kelaut la mcm gini punye cover letter
confem dapat ..tapi di tg rambutan..
hahaa..
buleh try gak hantar surat pakai format ni. teringin gak buat ngok camni, tengok2 kompeni tu panggeyy.. haha
ini macam boleh dapat jawatan kat rancangan raja lawak
hentakberlipat~kekeke!bukan ke laut lagi dah..ke longkang kut..huahuahua!
azrina~ tak pun tampoi ye dak?haha!
GC~terai laa wei..terai kt kompeni kt lumut nnti.muahahaha!
fndrocka ~hahaha!raja lawak boley terima laa kan..keeeke!
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