Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Resume & Cover Letter Terbaik.

Hai, kepada semua pencari2 kerja, kt sini aku nk kongsi 2 in 1 resume & Cover Letter sebagai panduan korang:


Dear Sir or Madman Madam:

"I am sure you have looked through several resume with the same information about work experience,education, and references. I am not going to give you any of that stuff."

"I would love to interview for the position of (insert job title here), I feel confident you'll see why I'm the right person for the job."
"My mother delivered me without any anesthesia so I have an IQ of 146 and can therefore learn anything.

"i enjoy working closely with customers,and my pleasant demeanor helps them feel comfortable and relaxed-not afraid."

"I realise that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment." But "I have integrity,so I will not steal office supplies and take them home."

"Please don't regard my 14 positions as job-hoping,I never once quit a job." "They stop paying me." "In my next life,I will be a professional backup dancer or a rabbi, "but for now, "I'm attacking ,my resume for you to review." I realise that my resume is no longer exemplary thanks to my family destroying the computer file." Nevertheless, "here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"

Sincerely,
Hapless Job Seeker.
readersdigest,june 2009~resumania.com

Selamat berjaya aku ucapkan.Kalau dapat keje besok, jangan lupa belanja aku eh??

LOL!

28 comments:

Kancilbiru said...

dear sir or madman tu yang tak tahan tu...hahaha

sahromnasrudin said...

salam..org kampong..tak pandai BI..

Lina Rahim said...

haha..hope to hear from u shorty! tu yang tak tahan tu..kah kah kah kah!!!!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

kancil biru~hahaa! ngek tol laaa kan??

Yati said...

Hahaha...
ni dapat kat majikan, terus masuk tong sampah ni... :D

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

sahrom~salam..kih kih kih..sakit jantung baca resume dia ni ooo..

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

Lina~ kah kah kah..belum keje lagi nk kena belasah dgn bos.muahahaha!

Lizzie Yasmin said...

baca ayat mula2 lg dah kne reject hahaha...

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

kak yati~ nasib baik lagi kalau resume tu je kena buang tong sampah.kalau bos panggil bouncer hangkut dia skali masuk tong sampah lagi haru.huekekek!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

lizzie~hahahaa! tp cam menarik perhatian bos tu gak pasal mesti tade org yg hantar resume camtu.org lain hantar sume hipokrit,sopan2,dia rilex jee..sincere katakan..hahaa!

julietchun said...

budak baik dia nih :P

aida zain said...

ni kalau dpt kat boss yg sama wengggg terus dpt keje...camne??? hehehehehee

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

julietchun~hahaah!baik dan bendul gak laa..hihi!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

aida~waaah,tu mmg terbaik laa..satu kepala dgn bos..weeehaaa!

|| NaFiRaa || said...

kalo ai ngah carik pekerja.. mmg pikir 16 kali nak amik staff macam nih..muehehehehe

DDrfauziah said...

Aslmkm.
:) Satu selingan ni!
Kalau Kak G anggota panelnya ... pasti akan diuji dengan kaedah2 tertentu!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

nafira~ kih kih kih! dah la ada 14 jenis kerja dia sblm ni..ngeri tul dpt pekerja cenggini.huekeke!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

kak G~salam..hahaha...siap laa kena uji kaedah2 dgn kak G plak dah..kikikiki!

kak ina kl said...

siang-siang dah kena campak dalam tong sampah..betul tak?

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

kak ina~hahaa!kalo sy,sy simpan kut.bukan senang nk dpt resume cenggini.kihkihkih!

hentakbelipat said...

kehkeh..kelaut la mcm gini punye cover letter

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 said...

confem dapat ..tapi di tg rambutan..


hahaa..

GaDis CoMeL said...

buleh try gak hantar surat pakai format ni. teringin gak buat ngok camni, tengok2 kompeni tu panggeyy.. haha

fndrocka said...

ini macam boleh dapat jawatan kat rancangan raja lawak

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

hentakberlipat~kekeke!bukan ke laut lagi dah..ke longkang kut..huahuahua!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

azrina~ tak pun tampoi ye dak?haha!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

GC~terai laa wei..terai kt kompeni kt lumut nnti.muahahaha!

aNiS tHe BumbleBee said...

fndrocka ~hahaha!raja lawak boley terima laa kan..keeeke!

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